Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Flat hunting.

Hello Dear,

Thanks for wanting to view my flat.I Need to know some few questions about you.How many months do you intend to rent and pay
for?Can i have your mobile number?It is unfortunate that my past bitter experience of inviting people to come and view my flat without any form of confirmation of their financial ability and not keeping up to time as at when scheduled has brought about great loss to me.Henceforth my lawyer and i have decided to carry out a simple test on financial ability to pay for my rent before coming for viewing.Bank statements and pay slip are not accepted from individuals,but if you are able to transfer money to your friend or partner's
custody,which my lawyer would make  confirmation if truly you have transferred the money to your friend or partner's custody,then we can arrange viewing and we can proceed.After confirmation has been made you can ask your friend or partner to pick up the money.I will refund the cost of transfer on the spot of viewing.At least a month rent and security deposit would be required from you to transfer to your friend's custody,which will shows how reliable your finance is to rent a flat.You can make the transfer to your close friend,through western union money transfer,once you have done this,you can scan the receipt to me, if  you have no scanner call me immediately  to notify me of the done transfer,as i send it to my lawyer to verify,after verification,then you can pick up your money back as we proceed to view and also refund back to you the cost of transfer..You can reach me on my mobile phone.07035904602.Get back to me to explain how to make a money transfer in case you don't know how to do it.

Regards
Hooper Jane





NO THANKS CRAZY LADY.



2 comments:

  1. Pretty average blog entry.

    TRY AGAIN.

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  2. ARE YOU KIDDING? IT ENDED WITH THE WORDS "HOOPER JANE"; IT WAS A TRIUMPH

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