Friday, July 15, 2011

What's the Buzz?

Clare really wanted to watch Knocked Up but my TV won't play it for some reason. We are watching Jesus Christ Superstar instead. Pretty much just as good. This song is on now. We used to sing it at primary school. Real appropriate.

So, I haven't blogged for a long time and now I can no longer remember any of the things I wanted to blog about. Yesterday we got back from European adventures. I am going to tell you about all the food (mostly Schnitzel) we ate.

On Wednesday night before we left I came down with some kind of mystery illness and basically died on Thursday, which was unfortunate because I still felt kind of sick until about Tuesday/Munich. Consequently I only took a photo of the amazing looking donut pretzel at the sweet market in Salzburg:

I spent the rest of the trip trying to find these again, turns out they are unique to Sound of Music country?
All food choices in Austria/Germany pretty much consisted of meat and potatoes. Mainly Schnitzel and/or sausages of some kind. We mostly tried to eat at traditional looking places (except that one night we ate Italian...) so therefore we ate many varieties of these dishes. They were mostly pretty great.



We also tried all the Apple strudel we could handle. And one piece of cheese strudel. In Munich Clare made me order a Banana boat, which is German for banana split I guess?, and then I had to sing to her. Luckily I'm a real great singer.


On our second night in Munich we went to this famous beer hall and drank beers the size of our heads:


We tried to drink so much beer but it was a giant struggle. Especially since I hate beer. We also cheated and had Radlers.

Clare totes won.
I tried to be adventurous one morning and bought some weird looking snack that was call "Americano"

It was not as exciting at it looked. Think dry cake with fake icing.
Clare really enjoyed her "Berliner" donut though.
After our trip to the concentration camp we really wanted giant drinks. Your mama helped us out.
All apple flavoured drinks in Germany are carbonated. You have been warned.
The food choices in Prague were possibly good, it's hard to say. On our first day we got there pretty late in the afternoon and had side of the road hotdogs for a snack. We were ready to eat dinner at maybe 8.30ish and spied a restaurant out of the window of our hotel/across the river. We got a menu and decided what we were gonna eat... then tried to order and were informed that it was too late to order pretty much anything. After some difficult communication with the waitress who didn't seem to speak any English we realised we could order salad. So we did.

Clare, anticipating her salad.
Salad? Basically cucumber.
Clare, not even caring that she hates cucumber.
Luckily we had a real great view. Our hotel is right on the end with the green sign.
The next day we took a lunchtime cruise. It included a buffet. And an old man playing a piano accordion. We were basically the only young people except for the kids with their parents.

It was almost 12, so we drank.

Free shot on arrival!


Pina Colada/Sex on the beach (boat)
Mojito/Cryb bomb
More meat! Also vegetables?
Finally on Thursday I made Clare go to the airport super early and we couldn't check in for like an hour so she ate some airport Pizza. I just ate some crust.


I hope you wanted to experience every meal we ate? I don't know if you care actually.

Some of you guys had a real fun time Czeching out Prague from the deck of the boat though!




Friday, July 1, 2011

BONES/GHOSTS/FIST FIGHTS.

ME AND CLARE ARE NOW IN PARIS.

Tonight we are going to Roger Waters but today we went and saw lots of bones.

We managed to find our way to the Catacombs only to find a GIANT line:


Clare was real happy about this:


Eventually we got inside and Clare has photos of bones/ghosts that I'm sure she will blog.

After we spent an hour wandering round under the streets of Paris (which was pretty cool) we were obviously real thirsty. So we found a supermarket and I nearly got punched in the face. Unsure what exactly was going on due to the language barrier, but there was an angry customer and an angry supermarket worker (totally understandable, been there). The customer man pulled the fingers then lunged at the worker man and a boss lady was in the middle of them. Then a big black man/customer maybe tried to break it up? Not really sure but I had to get out of the way quick smart before I became collateral damage. GREAT EXCITEMENT.

Gonna go get my drink on now to prepare for The Wall.