Today on my way home from work I was on the tube and totally engrossed in some article I was reading on my phone but also trying to pay attention to the stations so I would know when to get off.
Russell Square happened, so I knew that my stop was next.
After moving for what seemed like the right amount of time we stopped so without looking up I stood up to get off.
Then the train started to move again.
At this point I was moving towards the door so I tripped over the guy next to me and would've fallen flat on my face if I hadn't been already reaching for the pole.
At first I was real confused because I couldn't figure out why we were moving and then I was real embarrassed because obviously all the people were looking at me.
I tried to play it cool, like I totally meant to roll my ankle and I wasn't in any pain or anything.
Went back to reading the article, casually leaning on that bit where you can lean/put your suitcases and shit.
Pretty sure I pulled it off.
Also, I was listening to this song on repeat the entire way home:
I'm not sure if that means anything.
