Babe.

Apparently this guy:

Is a giant babe if you happen to be a 45 year old Italian (?) lady living alone in London.
Let's face it, he's pretty babe-in no matter who you are. But it is pretty creepy when, while being shown round a flat by lady mentioned above, she opens the hall cupboard to reveal the back of the door covered with pictures of Matt Dillon.
"This is a cupboard, lots of storage, oh and that's my Matt Dillon."

Ummmmmmm.

Immediately after this she took me to the kitchen where she had left a pot boiling on the stove and THE ELEMENT NEXT TO IT ON BUT NOT LIT. She had opened the window BECAUSE OF THE SMELL OF GAS but did not realise she was about to cause a fireball. I guess that's what would happen right? I dunno. Either way I should've got out of there at the first glimpse of Matt.

This is the only good flat hunting story I have this week. Although last night I went looking for a place that possibly never existed. That was fun. And cold. It is possible I have a flat... but I'm not getting excited about it until I have a key because last time this happened it did not end well.
Will tell you more about it if it becomes reality.

PLUS immediately after I decided to put down a giant holding deposit that I will not get back unless the landlord rejects me, I got 2 emails about way more perfect flats. Ugh.
OH WELL WE WILL SEE.

This week at work has gone so freaking slowly, but I am making friends in the office! I went to see Harry Potter and then out for dinner with my new buddies and it was ok/not too awkward even! We bitched about work a bit and that's always fun!

It's also starting to get very extremely cold and there may even be SNOW in the weekend! SNOW! The only problem is I have no appropriate clothing/I forgot my warm warm snow proof ski jacket. It wouldn't fit in my bag and I was going to carry it but then I forgot! My mum is sending it to me but it has not yet arrived.
My work pants are much to thin and yesterday my legs totally froze in the coldness... I think I had a shower before they had a chance to thaw and maybe burnt myself because they had no feeling? Or something? I dunno. But it is not good.

THIS IS A REAL BORING BLOG POST BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS MOSTLY MUSH BUT MAYBE I WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME.

Ok bye.